Don’t confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are.
Frank Ocean (via sinisterlava)


Afterward, when everyone was so kind in telling us we did a good job, we just felt like, ‘Wow, we got away with it!’ We never expected that kind of positive reception. mostly we thought, ‘Cool, we can spend a weekend together!’
- Tina Fey on hosting the Golden Globes with Amy Poehler.

Afterward, when everyone was so kind in telling us we did a good job, we just felt like, ‘Wow, we got away with it!’ We never expected that kind of positive reception. mostly we thought, ‘Cool, we can spend a weekend together!

- Tina Fey on hosting the Golden Globes with Amy Poehler.

jagweed:

omg you’re a tad older than me I thought you were younger. praise the anon

Is that bad?

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lol it is a good thing. Trying to figure out your age by your answer to that anon post was so fun. 

belledearie:

35 Inspirational Ladies: Liz Lemon [5/35]

“I’m really sorry about what I did. And I know you can’t forgive me but just to even things out, here is all my weird secret stuff. I have been sexually rejected by not one, but two guys who later went to clown college. I get super nervous whenever I hear a vacuum cleaner because when I was a kid, my mom used to turn on the vacuum to drown out the sound of her and my dad fighting. Which is why I rarely vacuum my apartment. Like, never. I have had three doughnuts so far today. A couple months ago, I went on a date with my cousin. Wow, I am a mess.”

thebeatlesordie:

maureensadoll:

Scary as fuck :)

oh my god

internetexplorers:

my favourite sex position is 9

that’s me

curled up in my bed

alone

crying

nintendofunclub:

c0caino:

Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.

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How do you eat so much and stay so skinny?

entertainmentweekly:

Kanye West lyric or Lucille Bluth quote? Take our quiz!
1. “They ordered champagne, but still look thirsty.”
2. “I’ll be out on parole by the time you work up a tear.”
3. “That coat cost more than your house!”
4. “You remember where we first met? Okay, I don’t remember where we first met.”
5. “Everybody wants to live at the top of the mountain.”
6. “If I don’t get run out by Catholics, here come some conservative Baptists.”
7. “Where’s my maid? ROBOT!”
8. “You love me when I’m hungover.”
9. “Who let that black [bleep] in?”
10. “A sea of waiters, and no one will take a drink order.”
11. “Go and grab the reporters so I can smash their recorders.”
12. “I’d rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona.”
13. “$2000 bag with no cash in your purse.”
14. “WHORE!”
The answers may surprise you…

entertainmentweekly:

Kanye West lyric or Lucille Bluth quote? Take our quiz!

1. “They ordered champagne, but still look thirsty.”

2. “I’ll be out on parole by the time you work up a tear.”

3. “That coat cost more than your house!”

4. “You remember where we first met? Okay, I don’t remember where we first met.”

5. “Everybody wants to live at the top of the mountain.”

6. “If I don’t get run out by Catholics, here come some conservative Baptists.”

7. “Where’s my maid? ROBOT!”

8. “You love me when I’m hungover.”

9. “Who let that black [bleep] in?”

10. “A sea of waiters, and no one will take a drink order.”

11. “Go and grab the reporters so I can smash their recorders.”

12. “I’d rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona.”

13. “$2000 bag with no cash in your purse.”

14. “WHORE!”

The answers may surprise you…