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slomps:

"I’ll get up earlier tomorrow"

*doesn’t manage it. Again*

(via girlnumberthree)

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In 7th grade, I had a substitute teacher who’s last name was Carriage.

casuallyclassic:

She wasn’t married.

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    me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?
    school system: worry not
    school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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(Source: comic-timing, via poehleriffic)

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thebrookeshieldsnook:

03/02/2002 SNL

thebrookeshieldsnook:

03/02/2002 SNL

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“They were just instantly brilliant … They were not the typical women who get steamrolled by men. [They] were no shrinking violets. They were bold and ballsy and fearless.”

“They were just instantly brilliant … They were not the typical women who get steamrolled by men. [They] were no shrinking violets. They were bold and ballsy and fearless.”

(via tinafey)

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hotboyproblems:

if i show you something on my phone you dont need to look with your hands just your eyes

(via chillhermione)

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tvhousehusband:

Damn, she’ll always be Verna to me! I hope she’s wearing something nice, “like a pair of white jeans and a Dan Marino jersey.”

9 Oct 14
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Are you trans?
Anonymous

milotlc:

I’m tired

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that elle magazine cover holy shit

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